New Orleans. America's Horniest City.

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor" t-shirts have finally been resigned to the thrift store pile and we've decided to take matters into our own hands.

In true New Orleans fashion, we've slowly created six different shirt designs in lieu of giving into the temptation of Bourbon being down the street.

A percentage of proceeds from the sale of the Jolly Trumpeter shirt will go to the Louis Armstrong Foundation and the Louis Armstrong Jazz Camp. If you end up buying one, only thing we ask is that you wear your Mardi Gras beads with them. We know you have them stashed somewhere! Thanks in advance, tell all your friends and drop us a note if you're in town.

http://www.dirtycoast.com/trumpet