Monday, November 06, 2006

YoYoYo

Only because it is 6:47 PM and I don't feel like working.
Here is the first in many weekly series of...

My life is a joke in one sentence summaries.


My mom thinks I work at a strip club because of this picture.


I saw The Departed last night.
It was really good.
Leonardo DiCaprio scored massive cool points in this movie.
He actually looked scary and intimidating.
My ticket was £17.50 but I got it for free because I work in advertising. Holler!

Last night was the UK version of Independence Day.
The fireworks sucked.
They had no upside down smiley faces.
I could have bought better fireworks from South of the Border.

Felix is coming in two weekends.
I'm taking him out to Shoreditch because it's super cool.
We'll drink and he'll get the asian glow.
Then I will make fun of him because I don't get the asian glow.


I'm riding the slides at Tate Modern this week.
I'm excited.
Like a little kid on Christmas morning.


Little Wayne and Birdman got caught kissing.
Ewwwww, gross.


Someone should organize the one year reunion in Las Vegas.
We can get the real world suite at the Palms.
Not it.

8 comments:

Naughton said...

or we could save the teeny amount of money we actually have and just meet up on this blog at an agreed upon time in one year. let's say... 10:30.

felix said...
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felix said...

Tom -- I'll pencil that in my schedule. 10:30, check.

Mike -- Guy Fawkes day isn't independence day. Its about the gunpowder plot (the very same from V for Vendetta). It is also not a public holiday, but there are fireworks because of the gunpowder. I'll educate you on Great Britian facts in a couple weeks after I get my asian glow.

alexis said...

Mike - as if we don't talk enough on IM... You know Jordan's friend was the chef at Nine - a restaurant at the Palms!! He just left Vegas though to open Nine & another one of the Palms restaurants at the Maloof Bros. new Palms in Dallas, TX.
We might be able to work out some connections anyway though. If we open this idea up for the entire class, we might be able to pull this off when we're all ready to retire:)

mikekarnj said...

I know the story Felix. Everyone at work wanted to point that out to me but they still do fireworks and since i'm the ignorant american, i have to compare everything to american holidays

kate said...

Mike just scored massive lame points by talking about Leo deDreamy

mikekarnj said...

hahaha, that prob was a pretty lame comment to make but you have to say he has come a long way since screaming out "I'm the king of the worldddddd"

danielli said...

leo's greatest performance was as luke...the homeless kid on growing pains that the seavers took in.

damn straight.